If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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