i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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