Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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