is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
