): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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