It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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