she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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