Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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