I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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