i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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