weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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