I'm lost and stupid without you.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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