u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
