Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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