i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I intend to get homeless drunk
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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