She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Do vagina's smell?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Houston, we have a squirter
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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