I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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