And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dual....:-)
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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