you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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