Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
areolas are like halos for boobs.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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