Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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