Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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