Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
You left your phone here
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