how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
My vagina just recognized that song.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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