quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
soo... how was my night?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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