Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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