but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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