My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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