? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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