Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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