Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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