Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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