I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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