He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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