Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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