This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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