Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize