I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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