just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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