Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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