next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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