I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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