so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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