so let's talk penis.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Boobs speak an international language.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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