We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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