he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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