please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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