pedialite and red bull = repair kit
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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