Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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