I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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