I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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