Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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