I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i think i just lost a toe
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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