we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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